Cynical Bollocks: Little Blog Posts On Life's Absurdities and Human Flaws

A Combat Blog Post based on the VSBattle Tiering System. Joe Rogan vs. Doctor Cornelius Evazan & Ponda Baba: Fight Breakdown The Setting:  The fight takes place in Keanes Saloon in Red Dead Redemption 2, quickly losing custom save for the several shady patrons necking liquor as they watched a bug guy and an angry pigman at the bar. There was no chatter in the air, no mirth, just uneasy fingers on triggers. Out of the blue, another stranger strolled in. Dressed like a man from the wrong time, with more ink on him than a squid, as bald as a cue ball and as muscular as an ox—Joe Rogan. _________________________ Character Profiles and Tiers: Joe Rogan (Human) Tier: 10-A (Peak human) Powers and Abilities: Martial Arts Mastery: Joe Rogan is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Taekwondo. He is skilled at precise powerful strikes and manipulating opponents using joint locks, throws, and chokeholds. Strength: Rogan is stronger than most regular humans because he does gym work...